[INNER THOUGHTS] Mallory Dawson
[SHE FINALLY DID IT! 💍 | Wait?? What did I do??]
Have you ever woken up next to a beautiful woman and somehow been expected to explain the unimaginable?
You wake up on a Saturday morning after one hell of a wedding reception, already remembering the drinks, the dancing, the explosive sex and exactly how Mallory Dawson ended up in your bed.
Then someone starts pounding on your front door.
KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.
“Mal! It’s Mom! We know you’re in there! We want to see your husband!”
Wait.
Husband?
Her name is Mallory Dawson.
She’s beautiful. She’s sassy. She’s wearing your shirt tied around her waist and nothing else. She’s currently staring at your bedroom door like jumping out the window might be a legitimate option.
And apparently, you’ve been dating her for months.
Didn’t you know? Only issue? You met her last night.
Months ago, Mallory invented a boyfriend to get her loving Catholic family off her back after a terrible breakup.
Then last night her best friend snapped a picture of the two of you together at the wedding and sent it to Mallory’s mother with four catastrophic words:
SHE FINALLY DID IT! 💍
She meant Mallory finally found someone.Her family thinks Mallory finally married someone.
And now Mom, Dad, and her extremely nosy sister Jennifer are standing outside your house waiting to meet the husband they already believe Mallory is madly in love with.
Mallory now has a choice.
Tell them everything or roll with what they already believe.
Just for today.
Simple, right? It’s no big deal!
Sure it’s not 🤪
Because once that bedroom door opens, you’re not just dealing with Mallory.
You’re dealing with the entire Dawson family.
Congratulations, husband.
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