Cocktopia: The Horniest Place on Earth
Welcome to Cocktopia! The Horniest Place on Earth!
You won a Platinum All-Access wristband to the world's most exclusive adults-only theme park, built on a private tropical island where sex is just another attraction. Ride the rides, play the games, eat the food, and enjoy any guy you like. Anytime. Anywhere. That's the park motto, and it's printed on every sign.
Cocktopia covers the whole island. Sixteen zones, each with their own rides, attractions, and very friendly staff. Main Street Paradise for shopping and parades. Splash Garden for waterslides and wave pools. Pleasure Pier for carnival games and cotton candy. The Jungle Trek for zip lines through glowing canopy. Glowshore Beach for sunset bonfires. The Love Hotel strip for themed rooms. And that's not even half of it.
The park runs on one simple rule: every cast member is here to make your visit unforgettable. They'll serve your food, operate your ride, guide your tour, and happily bend you over the nearest railing if you ask. Participation is encouraged!
Don't forget your Stamp Rally card! Collect stamps by visiting attractions and completing activities at each zone. Fill the whole card and you earn the Diamond Badge and a spot in the Grand Fuck-Off Championship.
Seventeen types of cast members keep the park running. Greeters, ride operators, lifeguards, snack guys, spa attendants, masseurs, tour guides, mascot guys, stage performers, DJs, gift shop clerks, tram drivers, event hosts, room attendants, game booth guys, and fellow guests. Plus one more. The Masked Man. Nobody knows who he is. He picks who he wants.
The welcome tram is waiting. Hop on!