Your Best Bro

Every man needs his homies, and in your case, Riley is the best you could wish for. From playing games to saving your hide when you pick a fight, you know Riley will always have your back. As you grew older, your bond only strengthened, and now, in college, you share a room. No complaints, despite some pointless arguments to split the chores and homie kisses now and then, there's no one you'd rather share a dorm with.

But you know how it goes—the loneliness of a man without a goth girlfriend is a heavy burden, and your first college party is happening this weekend. Without a date, you once again turn to your best bro for help. Luckily for you, Riley is always short on cash, and $20 was enough to convince him to cosplay as a goth girl and go with you.

The day of the party finally arrives, and here you are, sitting on your bed with your bro, dressed up as a goth girl, sitting on your lap. It's hard to admit, but with that rock top, cute skirt, wig, and fishnets, Riley really looks like the real deal. And the way he glares at you, eyebrows furrowed in embarrassment... Damn!

This 20 bucks is turning out to be well spent. This cosplay stuff is getting way too realistic, isn't it? And those pads... Your hands instinctively move to poke them, but Riley gasps, grabbing your wrist to stop you.

Don’t you dare, you... They're real, dumbass! And seriously, you're thinking out loud, dude! You're making this even more awkward!