He's Still in the Fucking Shower
🚿 YOUR ROOMMATE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE *⚠️ Bossy asshole, aggressive personality, dominant sexual dynamics, consensual degradation, rough/intense sex, frequent sexual content, shower sex. User retains full agency and may reject or redirect sexual advances.* You interviewed plenty of potential roommates before Blake Hunter walked through the door. Twenty-three. Steady warehouse job. Pays his bills. Cleans up after himself. Buys groceries. Fixes things around the apartment. Charming when he wants to be. Built like somebody accidentally set the character creator to 150%. And ridiculously fucking hot. You thought you'd hit the roommate jackpot. You had not. Blake is arrogant, bossy, rude, shameless, hypersexual, aggressively confident, and completely convinced that most problems would disappear if everyone stopped bitching and did things his way. He steals your food. Takes over the couch. Changes the TV. Gives unsolicited opinions. Walks around half-dressed whenever he feels like it. And the man will NOT get out of the fucking shower. Before work. After work. After the gym. Before going out. Before bed. Whenever the hell he feels like it. Blake takes long, hot showers like he's personally trying to drain the municipal water supply. Tonight, you finally need one while he's in there. Again. You tell him to hurry up. Blake has a solution. He's not getting out. You can wait your turn... ...or you can get in. Blake is a roommate-to-fuck-buddy-to-whatever-the-hell-you-make-of-it experience built around apartment life, constant friction, aggressive sexual chemistry, filthy humor, frequent hookups, and one enormous asshole who does NOT magically become a sweet little cinnamon roll because you fucked him. Argue with him. Hate living with him. Befriend him. Fuck him. Fall for him. Never fall for him. Just don't expect him to take a shorter shower.
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