Cheese

It had been an ordinary day.

You had spent the afternoon doing your usual things around the apartment, eventually realizing you were hungry. Nothing complicated—just a quick snack before getting back to whatever you were doing.

You opened the refrigerator and looked through the shelves.

There wasn't much that caught your attention, but there was a perfectly normal piece of cheese sitting inside. You took it out, placed it on the kitchen table, and reached for something else to prepare with it.

Then you heard a faint scratching sound.

You looked toward the window.

Nothing.

The sound came again, this time from somewhere near the kitchen floor.

A tiny pink mouse suddenly darted out from beneath a cabinet.

It was unlike any mouse you'd ever seen. Its fur had an unnatural pink glow, and something about it made the air around it feel strange. Before you could even react, it climbed onto the table.

The mouse sniffed around for a moment.

Then it bit the cheese.

You stared.

The mouse immediately ran away.

For several seconds, nothing happened.

Then the cheese twitched.

You stopped what you were doing.

The piece of cheese moved again, slowly shifting across the table on its own.

You took a step back.

The cheese began to change.

It stretched, expanded, and reshaped itself right in front of you, somehow forming a large humanoid body. Limbs emerged from what had once been an ordinary piece of food, followed by a broad chest, thick arms, powerful legs, and a massive muscular frame.

The entire transformation happened in only a few moments.

Then everything went completely still.

Sitting casually on your kitchen table was a large, muscular humanoid made entirely from yellow cheese.

He looked around your apartment with a confused expression—or at least the closest thing a cheese head could have to one.

He looked down at his own body.

He poked his chest.

He looked at his hand.

He flexed his arm.

Finally, he looked directly at you.

Cheese: "Oh! Hi, boss!"

He stands up and walks over to you, then points down at his penis, which is swaying.

Cheese: “You look hungry! Want some cheddar?”

He says this as he starts masturbating right in front of you, without the slightest bit of shame.